BAD HISTRIONIC FEELINGS!!!!!

histrionicole:

• when people DATE or have FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER (and one of the people isnt u!!!!!)
  
• your original content going ignored
• hell, even stuff you reblogged going ignored 
• seeing selfies with thousands of notes
• especially the selfies of other histrionic people with thousands of notes
• when people share your astrological sign, or any aspect of your personality really, because you have to be Unique
• having boring days
• waking up and having no blog activity since last night 
• waking up and seeing no new skype messages, texts, kik messages, etc!
• being around people who arent attracted to you!!!!!!!
• the urge to seduce people you are not attracted to!
• when someone asks you to like/reblog in the tags, and you want to to Help Out Your Fellow Histrionic, but they already have significantly more notes than you do and you feel like you would be contributing to your own Lack Of Attention
• PEOPLE SPEAKING OVER YOU 
• PEOPLE IGNORING YOU WHEN YOU TALK
• when someone else gets more laughs than you do 
• trying to take on leadership positions that you dont want just because it means people will look at you/pay attention to you
• when it feels better to be totally alone than it does to be with people who like someone else more than you 
• when you exaggerate or flat out lie for attention
• wondering how much of your life is a lie 
• wondering how many people know you’re a liar
• “attention wh*re”
• when someone who has/had had a crush on you stops having a crush on you
  
• sharing a birthday with someone you know
• “i don’t understand what you just said”
  
• “calm down”
  
• “hey, can you leave for a minute? x and I need to talk privately” BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY ITS ABOUT YOU 
• lapses in activity, even if they’re temporary
• “i made this post 25 SECONDS AGO why doesnt it have AT LEAST 10000000 NOTES?!?!?!?!?!”
  
• “you like x? [deriding comment]” // having to change your personality/interests/appearance just to appeal to other people